My 2009 Christmas Letter

I was composing my "Christmas letter" while driving earlier. Actually cracking myself up. It is just one of those parodies!

I had surgery in January. Closely followed by a cancer scare and a second surgery within a month of the first. All was well but I felt like asking if couldn't they have done a "two for one" and each taken an end and done it at the same time to save money? Got insulted by an ortho doc and went into PT in April. Got my leg working in time for Biggest Loser. Where I lost 7 pounds but bloated up my thighs. Found out in July I shouldn't have done that when I was diagnosed with a rare disease. (Dercum's Disease) Had to change my exercise program but the two people I thought I could count on failed to help me and broke my heart. I turned to the YWCA where the wonderful fitness person helped me find a program and warmed my heart at the same time. She actually managed to convince me to get in the pool and do the Aquasize program. Then in October the fool YWCA board decided to cancel all fitness programs and TOOK AWAY MY POOL! I was on tv and in the editorial pages. I'm still fighting that fight! So here I am in December. Wondering why I am worn out and melancholy.... What a hell of a year!

Actually this is quite humorous to me since it sounds sooooo pitiful.

JoAnn's has a senior discount day on Weds. December 9. You have to be 60 - dang them! You get 15% off your total purchases including sale items. Go and enjoy and think of me while you save!

Hugs!