I'm going to have to remember this for the next time I do it! Just picture this one - should make you smile! :-)
Three Ladies in a Sauna
THREE WOMEN, TWO YOUNGER, AND ONE SENIOR CITIZEN, WERE SITTING NAKED IN A SAUNA. SUDDENLY THERE WAS A BEEPING SOUND. THE YOUNG WOMAN PRESSED HER FOREARM AND
THE BEEP STOPPED. THE OTHERS LOOKED AT HER QUESTIONINGLY. 'THAT WAS MY PAGER,' SHE SAID. I HAVE A MICROCHIP UNDER THE SKIN OF MY ARM.
A FEW MINUTES LATER, A PHONE RANG. THE SECOND YOUNG WOMAN LIFTED HER PALM TO HER EAR. WHEN SHE FINISHED, SHE EXPLAINED, 'THAT WAS MY MOBILE PHONE. I HAVE A MICROCHIP IN MY HAND.'
THE OLDER WOMAN FELT VERY LOW -TECH. NOT TO BE OUT DONE, SHE DECIDED SHE HAD TO DO SOMETHING JUST AS IMPRESSIVE. SHE STEPPED OUT OF THE SAUNA AND WENT TO THE BATHROOM. SHE RETURNED WITH A PIECE OF TOILET PAPER HANGING FROM HER REAR END.
THE OTHERS RAISED THEIR EYEBROWS AND STARED AT HER.
THE OLDER WOMAN FINALLY SAID..........WELL, WILL YOU LOOK AT THAT....I'M GETTING A FAX!!
Almost TGIF!
Thursday, July 9, 2009
Monday, July 6, 2009
Laughter Really IS the Best Medicine!
OH NO! I've lost another month! I missed 3 birthdays - sorry guys! Don't know where the time flew. PHEW!
The Fourth was quite nice! I drove up to Winimac in the morning to get my stepmom to go to Toto. Indiana's original bargain town. We went to Bailey's first. Found lots of name brand crackers and a good clearance on clothing. Then we went to Richards where I found some craft stuff! We had to carefully time our shopping as they are an hour behind us - even though they are about 15 miles away... At 12/11 we went into the restaurant at Richards. It is a hidden treasure!! They have many yummy things but the pollock fish is my favorite. It is sooooo good! And of course I had to have some homemade pie for dessert. Yum!
We drove back to Winimac and by then my brother, sister-in-law and two nephews had arrived. Remember the devil nephews? Yeah, those are the two. I've established my place as their crazy aunt so we all tend to get excited when we know we will be seeing each other. This time we got my brother, Jon, in it, too. Every time the four of us were alone, we would get on some subject that we twisted until we cracked up. One of my favorites was talking about the Horrifed B Movie play set that I saw in Louisville. (Google it some time, it's a hoot!) We all started posing. One person would yell out a monster - Mothra! Giant Spider! Godzilla! After each one, we would all scream and pose in our most terrified B movie pose. I think you had to be there to see that one but just imagine it!
After about an hour of laughing almost constantly I proclaimed that we should all be REALLY healthy now! What a day! And what healthy fun!
Wish those guys lived closer but I guess if we saw each other more than once every few months, we'd run out of material. I hope you all are stocking up for next time!
Hope you all had a good 4th, too. Back to work tomorrow!
The Fourth was quite nice! I drove up to Winimac in the morning to get my stepmom to go to Toto. Indiana's original bargain town. We went to Bailey's first. Found lots of name brand crackers and a good clearance on clothing. Then we went to Richards where I found some craft stuff! We had to carefully time our shopping as they are an hour behind us - even though they are about 15 miles away... At 12/11 we went into the restaurant at Richards. It is a hidden treasure!! They have many yummy things but the pollock fish is my favorite. It is sooooo good! And of course I had to have some homemade pie for dessert. Yum!
We drove back to Winimac and by then my brother, sister-in-law and two nephews had arrived. Remember the devil nephews? Yeah, those are the two. I've established my place as their crazy aunt so we all tend to get excited when we know we will be seeing each other. This time we got my brother, Jon, in it, too. Every time the four of us were alone, we would get on some subject that we twisted until we cracked up. One of my favorites was talking about the Horrifed B Movie play set that I saw in Louisville. (Google it some time, it's a hoot!) We all started posing. One person would yell out a monster - Mothra! Giant Spider! Godzilla! After each one, we would all scream and pose in our most terrified B movie pose. I think you had to be there to see that one but just imagine it!
After about an hour of laughing almost constantly I proclaimed that we should all be REALLY healthy now! What a day! And what healthy fun!
Wish those guys lived closer but I guess if we saw each other more than once every few months, we'd run out of material. I hope you all are stocking up for next time!
Hope you all had a good 4th, too. Back to work tomorrow!
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