This one cracked me up!

Sorry... I've been bad....

Here is one to make you laugh. I did!

HYPNOTIST AT THE SENIOR CENTER



It was entertainment night at the Senior Center.
Claude the hypnotist exclaimed: 'I'm here to put
you into a trance; I intend to hypnotize each and
every member of the audience.'


The excitement was almost electric as Claude
withdrew a beautiful antique pocket watch from
his coat. 'I want you each to keep your eye on
this antique watch. It's a very special watch.
It's been in my family for six generations.' He
began to swing the watch gently back and forth
while quietly chanting, 'Watch the watch, watch
the watch, and watch the watch...'

The crowd became mesmerized as the watch
swayed back and forth, light gleaming off its
polished surface. Hundreds of pairs of eyes
followed the swaying watch, until suddenly it
slipped from the hypnotist's fingers and fell to
the floor, breaking into a hundred pieces.

'CRAP!' said the Hypnotist.



It took three days to clean up the Senior Center.


By the way - today was senior day at Goodwill. Hope you went and found some goodies!